Welcome to the Lois & Clark 2009 nKerth Awards web site, honoring stories written in 2007 or 2008. You might be asking, "What are nKerth Awards?" The nKerth Awards honor stories that would be rated R or NC-17. If you are under 18, come back again when you`re 18. Otherwise, welcome to the Eighth Lois & Clark nKerth Awards.

The voting process ended July 12th and we are proud to announce the 2009 nKerth winners below!

To find out how to get copies of the nominated stories for the 2009 nKerth Awards, provided in the list below, simply click on the story title to be taken to a site where the story is available. Don't forget to read the Contact Information section for more details. If you would like more information on these stories, check out the 2009 nKerth Summary Table, which includes summaries, file sizes, and additional sources.

Best Vignette	Be My Memory by LaraMoon
	Heaven by Coolgirl
	Heavenly by EditorJax
	Winner: Indoor Sports by Sue S.
	Runner Up: My Eyes Adored You by Trinity
	Sexy Little Things by EditorJax
	Under The Desk by Trinity
Best Dramatic nFic	Folie A Deux by Shayne Terry
	Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned by Darth Michael
	Home Is Where The Heat Is by EditorJax
	Winner: Inside Out by EditorJax
	Runner Up: Platonic by Sue S.
Best Humorous	Bottoms Up! by LaraMoon
	Runner Up: Clark Kent Is Sleeping With Superman? by GuineaPants
	Faking It by Sue S.
	ShittyShittyBangBang by EditorJax
	Winner: The Truth About Cats And Dogs by ML Thompson
Most Sensual	Cold Comfort by Sue S.
	The Difference by Sue S.
	Don't You Dare by Darth Michael
	Winner: Inside Out by EditorJax
	Runner Up: Last Call Casualty - Slow Version by Sue S.
	Too Hot To Play Outside by Groobie
Best WAFFY	Christmas For The Smallest by Coolgirl
	The Difference by Sue S.
	Runner Up: Like A Blizzard Through The Night by LaraMoon
	Runner Up: Nature vs. Nurture by EditorJax
	Renewal by EditorJax
	Winner: Snowbound by Sue S.
	An Unusual Date by Coolgirl
Best Elseworld/Alt Universe	AKA Amorous: A Photo Essay by EditorJax
	Runner Up: Barely A Whisper by LaraMoon
	Winner: Oops: The Destruction of Utopia by ML Thompson
	Runner Up: A Season Of Love: Tag 2 by Echo
	Spring Comes After Winter by Dandello
Best First Time Rewrite	Cold Comfort by Sue S.
	Don't You Dare by Darth Michael
	Winner: Home Is Where The Heat Is by EditorJax
	Runner Up: Reality Destroyed by EditorJax
	Snowbound by Sue S.
Best Episode Tie-In	Winner: The Difference by Sue S.
	Runner Up: Home Is Where The Heat Is by EditorJax
	Phero-Moan My Lusty by Dandello
	Reality Destroyed by EditorJax
	Runner Up: Test Run by BJ
Best nFic Revelation	Cold Comfort by Sue S.
	Don't You Dare by Darth Michael
	Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned by Darth Michael
	Winner: Inside Out by EditorJax
	The Ordinary Man by Darth Michael
	Phero-Moan My Lusty by Dandello
	Runner Up: Taking Off The Costume by Groobie
Best New Author	CoolGirl
	Runner Up: Darth Michael
	Winner: EditorJax
	LaraMoon
Best Overall nFic	Don't You Dare by Darth Michael
	Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned by Darth Michael
	Winner: Inside Out by EditorJax
	Oops: The Destruction of Utopia by ML Thompson
	Runner Up: Platonic by Sue S.
	A Season Of Love: Tag 2 by Echo

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